July 2010
You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still...
I wish animals didn’t need to shit,then I could have so many pets & no mess.
actually,I wish humans didn’t either,or pee.That bum’s were just for bum loving,that was it.
The world would be a much better place if I had invented it,GOD you did a bad job
A friendly German, a brave Frenchman, a slim American, a unique Chinaman and an...
A Frenchman walks into a library and asks for a book on war.
The librarian...
I told my boyfriend I was into piracy. He said it wasn’t that big a deal and everyone’s doing it these days. So i stole his boat and made him walk the plank.
heartbeats
the knife or jose gonzalez?
OH
tell a lie,I feel abit shit now.got loads in the house to drink but I don’t want any of it,my mouth hates every taste right now. & my feet..my feet FUCKING KILL,I don’t really wear heel’s all that often being 5.9 is tall enough,but they were BIG heels and now my feet hate me,for life,and I hate them back.boo
Maxx is at grandparents for the weekend now,possibly till monday...
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